It's that time of the year again, time to throw a Panic Party!! For all of you who haven't started to work on your taxes…don't bother. You are going to throw caution to the wind and have a Panic Party!
Step 1: On your way home from work invite everyone over that you know.
Step 2: Stop off at the local drive throughs and pick up dinner. If you not feeling the drive through don't worry, this is a perfect time to clean out your fridge and serve everything in it. I've been to plenty of panic parties where the menu ranges from Waffles, Taquitos, to Lean Cuisine's… you know food people forget is in their freezer.
Step 3: Drinks, since you are going to be burning the midnight oil it's time for some Espresso, Red Bull, and Coffee. If you don't care how your taxes turn out and you want to be audited in the near future I have plenty of cocktails to suggest.
Step 4: Boiler Room, Wall Street, and The Devil's Advocate make for perfect entertainment!
Step 5: Party Favors. Since it's tax season calculators, pencils, legal pads, and old receipts are the perfect party favors. Box your gifts in old Turbo Tax Boxes.
Step 6: Enjoy!
*If you really want to panic, throw this April 16th!